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Forecast for May 1st: Blowing Snow.
Woke up yesterday morning after four hours of sleep to one the managers at work calling to ask me to come in because the girl who was supposed to work burnt her arm on the stove when she was making breakfast. But I couldn't work because I had to close that evening and work goes apeshit if you work overtime. So I went back to bed only to wake up half an hour later to a Burmese friend of mine who was wondering where the closest Thai embassy was. Half asleep and barely clothed I stumbled over to the computer to track down a Thai consulate in Canada. Turns out we have two, one in Vancouver and one in Ottawa. The only foreign embassy in Winnipeg is an Icelandic one and all it was built for was to restore some artifact or something. The Icelandic embassy in Ottawa does all the real diplomatic work. That is, whatever diplomatic work actually goes on between Iceland and Canada.
Slone and I talked for a while and then I hung up and was just going to go take a shower and start my day but I looked out the window and saw my city covered in snow so I went back to bed. I couldn't fall back asleep, however, as my mind began to wander to other parts of the world . . .
NOW HIRING.
Job opportunity for experienced tour guide.
FT & PT positions available for enthusiastic, customer driven people able to work in a fast-paced outdoor environment. Must be trained in light and heavy arms and know basic escape and evasion techniques. Must supply own armored vehicle. Fax your resume to Tour Iraq.
Woke up yesterday morning after four hours of sleep to one the managers at work calling to ask me to come in because the girl who was supposed to work burnt her arm on the stove when she was making breakfast. But I couldn't work because I had to close that evening and work goes apeshit if you work overtime. So I went back to bed only to wake up half an hour later to a Burmese friend of mine who was wondering where the closest Thai embassy was. Half asleep and barely clothed I stumbled over to the computer to track down a Thai consulate in Canada. Turns out we have two, one in Vancouver and one in Ottawa. The only foreign embassy in Winnipeg is an Icelandic one and all it was built for was to restore some artifact or something. The Icelandic embassy in Ottawa does all the real diplomatic work. That is, whatever diplomatic work actually goes on between Iceland and Canada.
Slone and I talked for a while and then I hung up and was just going to go take a shower and start my day but I looked out the window and saw my city covered in snow so I went back to bed. I couldn't fall back asleep, however, as my mind began to wander to other parts of the world . . .
NOW HIRING.
Job opportunity for experienced tour guide.
FT & PT positions available for enthusiastic, customer driven people able to work in a fast-paced outdoor environment. Must be trained in light and heavy arms and know basic escape and evasion techniques. Must supply own armored vehicle. Fax your resume to Tour Iraq.
posted by James at 2:28 PM
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